Chaw `Bacee

 

In the morning when I get up

I rub my eyes and then I sit up

I reach for my pouch and I get some

Hwok! Put! Ding! Chaw bacee.

 

When my breakfast's done been eatin'

And I'm thru with chores and feedin'

I reach for my pouch and I dip me

Hwok! Put! Ding! Chaw Bacee.

.

There's some who say there's nothin' worser than a juicy chew

They tried it once when they was young

And gagged until they's blue.

Though I recall when I was young that happened to me too.

Today without my chaw bacee

Don' know what I'd do.

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In the sunny afternoon

My cheek sticks out like a balloon

I take an aim for my spittoon

And Hwok! Put! Ding! Chaw Bacee.

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You can smoke your cigars and your filter cigarettes

Pack your pipe and spend the day

Keepin' the dang thing lit.

Play your cards & gulp your beer & place your two buck bets.

Gimme chaw bacee

It's the best vice yet.

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In the evenin' watchin' the tube

I shovel in a juicy big chew

Turn my head `twords the spittoon

And Hwok! Put! Splat! $%!#%!

Hwok! Put! Splat! $%!#%!

Hwok! Put! Ding! Chaw bacee.