Only known picture
of the band, circa 1974. Pat Kelly (top), Mark Ford (middle), Bob Marks (left),
Dan Kato (right). We're sorry to report that Dan grew up and became a liberal..
- Members
of the Band: Mark Ford | Doug Haldeman
| Dan Kato | Pat Kelly | Connie
Marks | Bob Marks |
- Druthers.
Click HERE. (1.7 MB). A nice country ditty.
- In
Good Time. Click HERE. (2.2
MB). A nice song dedicated to the propossition of precrastination.
- Factoid: The fetching Connie does not like this
song. It is one of Bob's favorites.
- The
Farmersburg News. Click HERE.
(2.4 MB). I can make the news if I could kick a football as far as I love you!
- Factoid:I wrote this for Connie. Connie's Grandfather Jack Jewett
published a newspaper called The Farmersberg News.
- Heartburn.
Click HERE. (2.6 MB). A song about revolting food.
- Ugly
Away. Click HERE. (3.0 MB). Written for a girl that broke up with Bob. "You ain't gonna die you're gonna ugly away." Heaven hath no fury like a scorned Bob.
-
The Wedding Singers. Mark, Doug and Bob sing & play songs at Doug &
Diana's wedding reception. Click HERE.
(23.0 MB).
- Contents: I Can't Get A Long Little
Dougie by Mark & Bob | The Cigarettes Give You Cancer Song by Doug,
Dan, Mark & Bob | The Bottomless Well by Shel Silverstein | Song
for Diana by Doug Haldeman | TV Dinner by Art Crumb | The Winner
by Shel Silverstein |
- Swamp Gas Blues.
Click HERE. (2.1 MB). Written prior to Katrina.
- Written
& performed by Dan and Bob.
- The
Cigarettes Give You Cancer Song. Click HERE.
(2.0 MB).
- Written & performed by Doug, Dan,
Mark & Bob while Bob & Doug smoked cigarettes.
- Yellow
Yokes. Click HERE. (3.0 MB). A song about a man who sold eggs for a living.
- By
The Fireplace. Click HERE.
(1.7 MB). An ode to a murdered wife..
- Goober Too.
Click HERE. (3.9 MB). "I watched them. And told them. About the iron bed. That fell from. My penthouse. And hit your head.".
- Never
Change Me. Click HERE. (3.2
MB).
- Throw Down Your Rose. Click HERE.
(4.1 MB).
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